So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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