How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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