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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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