What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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