What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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