How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

nolan is gay

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

A Serbian Film

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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