- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

David Cameron

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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