- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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