Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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A black person dies.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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