- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Dwarf Shortage

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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