roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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the WNBA.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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