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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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