- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

This is an anti-joke.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

I asked her where you were.

call me maybe.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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