Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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