- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What's one plus one? two.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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