xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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