- Anti Joke

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.