Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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