telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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