how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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