If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Dwarf Shortage

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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