- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Yes

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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