I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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