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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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