- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

A guy at a baseball game....

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Women's rights

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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