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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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