- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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