- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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