- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

God is real.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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