- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

The child was fired from his job.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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