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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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