mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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snowglobe

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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