What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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