How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Women's rights.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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