Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

women's rights.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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