There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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