How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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