What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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