How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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a black man pays his child support

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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