What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Anti Joke

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