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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

your mom.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Potassium? K.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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