- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Good job, son.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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