What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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