- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Allah walked into AK Bar

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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