Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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