EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

I read the terms of service.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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