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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Yo Momma So Fat!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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