Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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