- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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