- Anti Joke

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Cripples are lame.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.