- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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