A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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