- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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