- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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