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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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