- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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