Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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