- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

A van drives into a car.

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