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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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