An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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