why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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