- Anti Joke

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.