Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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