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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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