- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Apple hates Blackberry.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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