- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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