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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

whats green and lives in the water

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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