- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

i dont fisish anythi

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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