SHUT UP JP

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Dead girls can't say no.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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