Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

this website is a bad joke

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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