- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

It's all Taggart

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

You're a big fat monkey.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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