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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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