Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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