knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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