An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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a black man pays his child support

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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