- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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