Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Tilt your screen back .

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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