- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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