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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Refridgerator.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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