What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Knock knock Fuck off!

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Potassium? K.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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