- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

if you don't like this you're gay

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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