- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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