- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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