- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

an emo girl walked into a white room

I asked her where you were.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

what looks like a banana? a penis

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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