- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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