A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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gingers

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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