A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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