How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

You know whats annoying? Steve

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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