Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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