- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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