What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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