- Anti Joke

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Whats green? The color green.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!