- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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