- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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