I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Anti Joke

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