So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What do you call a Jew A Jew

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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