- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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