- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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