Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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The global news

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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