A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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