- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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