- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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