- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

quantum physics?

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

womans having rights.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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