Why does Joel's breathe smell?

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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