- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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