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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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