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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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