- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Tilt your screen back

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

The american education system.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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