"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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hola said the chinese man

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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