- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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