- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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