- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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