Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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