What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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