Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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You're a frog

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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