- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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