What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Potassium? K.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Death by kayak

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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69.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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knock knock? come in

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Anti Joke

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