What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Yo Mama just died.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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