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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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