What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Yellow People !!

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Small Penis.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Men's rights

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Anti Joke

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