if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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i love to lick...

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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