what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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