What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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TRICERATOPS!

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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