What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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